I Love Pumpkins Author DISAPPEARS

Posted By I Love Pumpkins on November 19, 2008

The author was last seen drinking Smashed Pumpkin Martinis at Lion Pub in San Francisco. Analysis of the photographs shows that these were taken at the Lion Pub using a Blackberry 8330 spy camera.

Spy photo of the menu at Lion Bar.

Spycam photo of the menu at Lion Bar.

A number of intriguing features indicate to forensic experts that the missing author may have consumed up to three Pumpkin Martinis before disappearing.

Dangerous Drinks Now Monitoired By Local Intelligence Agencies.

Local Intelligence Agencies will now start to monitor these Dangerous Drinks.

We operate in an unstable and dangerous world where international terrorism, the rise of new powers, and the accelerating pace of economic and technological change will place enormous strains on the ability of states to govern and will sharply increase the potential for strategic surprises. Therefore, Local Intelligence Agencies will now begin monitoring dangerous drinks such as Smashed Pumpkin Martinis, in order to preserve the benevolent reputation of pumpkins.

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