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Is It Crazy Out There?

Posted By I Love Pumpkins on November 26, 2008

Collaborative decision-making in the spice aisle.

Collaborative decision-making in the spice aisle.

It’s the eve of Thanksgiving.

Urbanites are out drinking and being rogue.

Family types are home asleep or…  pretending to be asleep.

Family party people are drinking with their families pretending to be wine and whisky connoisseurs.

A few major grocery stores experienced a mad rush tonight - like David’s Whole Foods on California Street in Pacific Heights - but others like Giant in Rockville Maryland were well-managed, with short lines, and only the most benevolent excitability!

Turkey nativity at a butcher shop.

Turkey nativity at Giant's butcher shop.

Giant also made regular informative announcements about fresh and frozen turkeys.

Lingerie for turkeys.

Lingerie for turkeys.

By the way, check out the photo above. On the left hand side is a pop-up timer. But come on, turkeys, does any man REALLY need a pop-up timer? Them check out the photo on the right. Sounds like turkey lingerie to me, and it’s also “easy, quick, neat and sanitary.” Eeeek! Take it slow, dear readers!

Pause on death row.

Pause on death row.

Let’s admit it. If anyone’s thankful this weekend it’s the lobsters, like those I met in the tank shown above. Everyone wants turkey - fresh, frozen, tofurkish - and so lobsters are enjoying an extra week on death row before they feel the existential pleasure of being dropped into boiling water (take me with you). I hope they found a good DJ for their party tonight on Thanksgiving Eve!

Stop! I can't taste any more pies!

Stop! I can't taste any more pies!

Oh and… even though Table Talk is not very palatable, the photos below show that their pumpkin pie seems to have no trouble getting smoochy action.

Even the lowest pumpkin pies can get down.

Even the lowest pumpkin pies can get down.

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  1. Hallo ilovepumpkins.com. It is thanks-giving and may g-d bless you, but I find it hard to give thanks. My dearest Juanita’s half-sister Bianca is visiting our cottage for the holidays and has exposed my ruse. She has brought her lap-top computer to our house. Juanita asked what it was Bianca told her it was a computer. Juanita asked where the paper for the internet went and my lies began to unravel. Cursed Bianca has now decided to stay at our home until the Lord’s Christmas. She watches me as a hawk. I have not been able to read ilovepumpkins.com for many days nor venture into our loved pumpkin patch. I type this at my municipal library. Why must despised Bianca come to our home? She turns sweet Juanita against me and fills her head with falsehoods. I must go now. I give thanksgiving for ilovepumpkins.com!

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