Gas Station Coffee

Posted By I Love Pumpkins on December 4, 2008

Thanks for trying.

Thanks for trying, Chevron.

Chevron gas stations are serving machine-made Pumpkin Spice Lattes. I applaud them for the effort; it’s a brilliant idea. However, the execution is terrible.

Smells like… nothing. Tastes like… weak, watered-down coffee with stale cinnamon.

This Chevron was a few blocks away from San Francisco’s Superior Court, where I went to contest a red-light infraction. You’d be happier with their coffee. Their coffee shop carafes may not have been cleaned with soap since 1972! Still, nice suits and cheap suits take breaks there, making their breath smell worse with stale coffee as the day goes on…

Maybe next year Chevron will get it right? Thank you for the effort, but no thanks!

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